Saturday, November 1, 2008

क्या एसा संभव है ?

*In support of Raj Thackeray*
We all should support Raj Thackeray and take his initiative ahead by doingmore...
1. We should teach our kids that if he is second in class, don't studyharder.. just beat up the student coming first and throw him out of theschool2. Parliament should have only Delhiites as it is located in Delhi3. Prime-minister, president and all other leaders should only be fromDelhi4. No Hindi movie should be made in Bombay . Only Marathi.5. At every state border, buses, trains, flights should be stopped andstaff changed to local men6. All Maharashtrians working abroad or in other states should be sentback as they are SNATCHING employment from Locals7. Lord Shiv, Ganesha and Parvati should not be worshiped in our state asthey belong to north ( Himalayas )8. Visits to Taj Mahal should be restricted to people from UP only9. Relief for farmers in Maharashtra should not come from centre becausethat is the money collected as Tax from whole of India , so why should it begiven to someone in Maharashtra ?10. Let's support Kashmiri Militants because they are right in killing andinjuring innocent people for the benefit of their state and community..11. Let's throw all MNCs out of Maharashtra , why should they earn from us?We will open our own Maharashtra Microsoft, MH Pepsi and MH Marutis of theworld12. Let's stop using cellphones, emails, TV, foreign Movies and dramas.James Bond should speak Marathi13. We should be ready to die hungry or buy food at 10 times higher pricebut should not accept imports from other states14. We should not allow any industry to be setup in Maharashtra because allmachinery comes from outside15. We should STOP using local trains... Trains are not manufactured byMarathi manoos and Railway Minister is a Bihari16. Ensure that all our children are born, grow, live and die without everstepping out of Maharashtra , then they will become true Marathi's

Thursday, October 30, 2008

क्या आपने देखा है एसा रिज्यूमे

CAN U BEAT THIS RESUME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RESUME
EDUCATION /Qualification:
1950: Stood first in BA (Hons), Economics, Punjab University, Chandigarh , 1952; Stood first in MA (Economics), Punjab University , Chandigarh ,1954; Wright's Prize for distinguished performance at St John's College, Cambridge, 1955 and 1957; Wrenbury scholar, University of Cambridge , 1957; DPhil ( Oxford ), DLitt (Honoris Causa); PhD thesis on India 's export competitiveness
OCCUPATION /Teaching Experience :
Professor (Senior lecturer, Economics, 1957-59;Reader, Economics, 1959-63;Professor, Economics, Punjab University , Chandigarh , 1963-65; Professor,International Trade, Delhi School of Economics,University of Delhi,1969-71 ; Honorary professor, Jawaharlal Nehru University ,New Delhi,1976 and Delhi School of Economics, University of Delhi ,1996 and Civil Servant
Working Experience/ POSITIONS :
1971-72: Economic advisor, ministry of foreign trade 1972-76: Chief economic advisor, ministry of finance
1976-80: Director, Reserve Bank of India ; Director, Industrial Development Bank of India; Alternate governor for India, Board of governors, Asian Development Bank; Alternate governor for India, Board of governors, IBRD
November 1976 - April 1980: Secretary, ministry of finance (Department of economic affairs); Member, finance, Atomic Energy Commission; Member,finance, Space Commission
April 1980 - September 15, 1982 : Member-secretary, Planning Commission
1980-83: Chairman , India Committee of the Indo-Japan joint study committee
September 16, 1982 - January 14, 1985 : Governor, Reserve Bank of India ..
1982-85: Alternate Governor for India , Board of governors, International Monetary Fund
1983-84: Member, economic advisory council to the Prime Minister
1985: President, Indian Economic Association
January 15, 1985 - July 31, 1987 : Deputy Chairman, Planning Commission
August 1, 1987 - November 10, 19! 90: Secretary-general and commissioner, south commission, Geneva
December 10, 1990 - March 14, 1991 : Advisor to the Prime Minister on economic affairs
March 15, 1991 - June 20, 1991 : Chairman, UGC
June 21, 1991 - May 15, 1996 : Union finance minister
October 1991: Elected to Rajya Sabha from Assam on Congress ticket
June 1995: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha
1996 onwards: Member, Consultative Committee for the ministry of finance
August 1, 1996 - December 4, 1997: Chairman, Parliamentary standing committee on commerce
March 21, 1998 onwards: Leader of the Opposition, Rajya Sabha
June 5, 1998 onwards: Member, committee on finance
August 13, 1998 onwards: Member, committee on rules
Aug 1998-2001: Member, committee of privileges 2000 onwards: Member, executive committee, Indian parliamentary group
June 2001: Re-elected to Rajya Sabha
Aug 2001 onwards: Member, general purposes committee
BOOKS:
India 's Export Trends and Prospects for Self-Sustained Growth - Clarendon Press, Oxford University , 1964; also published a large number of articles in various economic journals.
OTHER ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
Adam Smith Prize, University of Cambridge , 1956
Padma Vibhushan, 1987
Euro money Award, Finance Minister of the Year, 1993;
Asia money Award, Finance Minister of the Year for Asia, 1993 and 1994
INTERNATIONAL ASSIGNMENTS:
1966: Economic Affairs Officer
1966-69: Chief, financing for trade section, UNCTAD
1972-74: Deputy for India in IMF Committee of Twenty on International Monetary Reform
1977-79: Indian delegation to Aid-India Consortium Meetings
1980-82: Indo-Soviet joint planning group meeting
1982: Indo-Soviet monitoring group meeting
1993: Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting Cyprus 1993: Human Rights World Conference, Vienna
RECREATION :
Gymkhana Club, New Delhi; Life Member, India International Centre, New Delhi
PERSONAL DETAIL:
Name: Dr Manmohan Singh
DOB: September 26, 1932
Place of Birth: Gah ( West Punjab )
Father: S. Gurmukh Singh
Mother: Mrs Amrit Kaur
Married on: September 14, 1958
Wife: Mrs Gursharan Kaur
Children: Three daughters
Our Prime Minister seems to be the most qualified PM all over the world.
Pass this to every INDIAN.... and be PROUD to be an INDIAN.

सेब खाएं लेकिन सावधानी से

Be Careful when eating apples Please don't eat the skin of the apple because it's coated with wax. Check before you eat many of the fruits. WAX is being used for preservation purposes and cold storage. You might be surprised especially apples from USA and other parts are more than one year old, though it would look fresh. Becox wax is coated, preventing bacteria to enter. So it does not get dry. Please Eat Apples after removing the wax as demonstrated below. Please follow this and let know others..........

गुड वन यू शुड मस्ट रीड

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her क्लास

> > that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as> > either masculine or feminine. > > > > 'House' for instance, is feminine:> > 'la casa.' > > 'Pencil,' however, is masculine:> > 'el lapiz.' > > > > A student asked, 'What gender is> > 'computer'?' > > > > Instead of giving the answer, the teacher> > split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked> > them to decide for themselves whether computer' should> > be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to> > give four reasons for its recommendation. > > > > The men's group decided that> > 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine> > gender ('la computadora'), because: > > > > 1. No one but their creator understands their> > internal logic; > > > > 2. The native language they use to> > communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to> > everyone else; > > > > 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in> > long term memory for possible later retrieval; and > > > > 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one,> > you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories> > for it. > > > > (THIS GETS BETTER!) > > > > The women's group, however, concluded> > that computers should be Masculine ('el> > computador'), because: > > > > 1. In order to do anything with them, you> > have to turn them on; > > > > 2. They have a lot of data but still> > can't think for themselves; > > > > 3. They are supposed to help you solve> > problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and > > > > 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize> > that if you had waited a little longer, you could have> > gotten a better model. > > > > The women won. > > > > Send this to all the smart women you> > know...and all the men that have a sense of humor.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

मित्रों के लिए समय निकालिए

काँच की बरनी और दो कप चाय - एक बोध कथाजीवन में जब सब कुछ एक साथ और जल्दी-जल्दी करने की इच्छा होती है, सब कुछ तेजी से पा लेने की इच्छा होती है , और हमें लगने लगता है कि दिन के चौबीस घंटे भी कम पड़ते हैं, उस समय ये बोध कथा , "काँच की बरनी और दो कप चाय" हमें याद आती है ।दर्शनशास्त्र के एक प्रोफ़ेसर कक्षा में आये और उन्होंने छात्रों से कहा कि वे आज जीवन का एक महत्वपूर्ण पाठ पढाने वाले हैं...उन्होंने अपने साथ लाई एक काँच की बडी़ बरनी (जार) टेबल पर रखा और उसमें टेबल टेनिस की गेंदें डालने लगे और तब तक डालते रहे जब तक कि उसमें एक भी गेंद समाने की जगह नहीं बची... उन्होंने छात्रों से पूछा - क्या बरनी पूरी भर गई ? हाँ... आवाज आई...फ़िर प्रोफ़ेसर साहब ने छोटे-छोटे कंकर उसमें भरने शुरु किये, धीरे-धीरे बरनी को हिलाया तो काफ़ी सारे कंकर उसमें जहाँ जगह खाली थी , समा गये, फ़िर से प्रोफ़ेसर साहब ने पूछा, क्या अब बरनी भर गई है, छात्रों ने एक बार फ़िर हाँ.. कहा अब प्रोफ़ेसर साहब ने रेत की थैली से हौले-हौले उस बरनी में रेत डालना शुरु किया, वह रेत भी उस जार में जहाँ संभव था बैठ गई, अब छात्र अपनी नादानी पर हँसे... फ़िर प्रोफ़ेसर साहब ने पूछा, क्यों अब तो यह बरनी पूरी भर गई ना ? हाँ.. अब तो पूरी भर गई है.. सभी ने एक स्वर में कहा..सर ने टेबल के नीचे से चाय के दो कप निकालकर उसमें की चाय जार में डाली, चाय भी रेत के बीच में स्थित थोडी़ सी जगह में सोख ली गई...प्रोफ़ेसर साहब ने गंभीर आवाज में समझाना शुरु किया - इस काँच की बरनी को तुम लोग अपना जीवन समझो... टेबल टेनिस की गेंदें सबसे महत्वपूर्ण भाग अर्थात भगवान, परिवार, बच्चे, मित्र, स्वास्थ्य और शौक हैं, छोटे कंकर मतलब तुम्हारी नौकरी, कार, बडा़ मकान आदि हैं, और रेत का मतलब और भी छोटी-छोटी बेकार सी बातें, मनमुटाव, झगडे़ है..अब यदि तुमने काँच की बरनी में सबसे पहले रेत भरी होती तो टेबल टेनिस की गेंदों और कंकरों के लिये जगह ही नहीं बचती, या कंकर भर दिये होते तो गेंदें नहीं भर पाते, रेत जरूर आ सकती थी...ठीक यही बात जीवन पर लागू होती है...यदि तुम छोटी-छोटी बातों के पीछे पडे़ रहोगे और अपनी ऊर्जा उसमें नष्ट करोगे तो तुम्हारे पास मुख्य बातों के लिये अधिक समय नहीं रहेगा... मन के सुख के लिये क्या जरूरी है ये तुम्हें तय करना है । अपने बच्चों के साथ खेलो, बगीचे में पानी डालो , सुबह पत्नी के साथ घूमने निकल जाओ, घर के बेकार सामान को बाहर निकाल फ़ेंको, मेडिकल चेक- अप करवाओ.. छात्र बडे़ ध्यान से सुन रहे थे.. अचानक एक ने पूछा, सर लेकिन आपने यह नहीं बताया कि "चाय के दो कप" क्या हैं ?प्रोफ़ेसर मुस्कुराये, बोले.. मैं सोच ही रहा था कि अभी तक ये सवाल किसी ने क्यों नहीं किया... इसका उत्तर यह है कि, जीवन हमें कितना ही परिपूर्ण और संतुष्ट लगे, लेकिन अपने खास मित्र के साथ दो कप चाय पीने की जगह हमेशा होनी चाहिये ।

अपने कर्मियों से नारायण मूर्ति का संबोधन

Mail sent by Narayan Murthy to all Infosys staff:
It's half past 8 in the office but the lights are still on... PCs still running, coffee machines still buzzing... And who's at work? Most of them ??? Take a closer look...
All or most specimens are ?? Something male species of the human race...
Look closer... again all or most of them are bachelors...
And why are they sitting late? Working hard? No way!!! Any guesses??? Let's ask one of them... Here's what he says... 'What's there 2 do after going home...Here we get to surf, AC, phone, food, coffee that is why I am working late...Importantly no bossssssss!!!!!!!!!!!'
This is the scene in most research centers and software companies and other off-shore offices.
Bachelors 'Time-passing' during late hours in the office just bcoz they say they've nothing else to do... Now what r the consequences....
'Working' (for the record only) late hours soon becomes part of the institute or company culture.
With bosses more than eager to provide support to those 'working' late in the form of taxi vouchers, food vouchers and of course good feedback, (oh, he's a hard worker... goes home only to change..!!). They aren't helping things too...
To hell with bosses who don't understand the difference between 'sitting' late and 'working' late!!!
Very soon, the boss start expecting all employees to put in extra working hours.
So, My dear Bachelors let me tell you, life changes when u get married and start having a family... office is no longer a priority, family is... and That's when the problem starts... b'coz u start having commitments at home too.
For your boss, the earlier 'hardworking' guy suddenly seems to become a 'early leaver' even if u leave an hour after regular time... after doing the same amount of work.
People leaving on time after doing their tasks for the day are labelled as work-shirkers...
Girls who thankfully always (its changing nowadays... though) leave on time are labelled as 'not up to it'. All the while, the bachelors pat their own backs and carry on 'working' not realizing that they r spoiling the work culture at their own place and never realize that they would have to regret at one point of time.
So what's the moral of the story?? * Very clear, LEAVE ON TIME!!! * Never put in extra time ' unless really needed ' * Don't stay back unnecessarily and spoil your company work culture which will in turn cause inconvenience to you and your colleagues.
There are hundred other things to do in the evening..
Learn music...
Learn a foreign language...
Try a sport... TT, cricket.........
Importantly,get a girl friend or boy friend, take him/her around town...
* And for heaven's sake, net cafe rates have dropped to an all-time low (plus, no fire-walls) and try cooking for a change.
Take a tip from the Smirnoff ad: *'Life's calling, where are you??'*
Please pass on this message to all those colleagues and please do it before leaving time, don't stay back till midnight to forward this!!!
IT'S A TYPICAL INDIAN MENTALITY THAT WORKING FOR LONG HOURS MEANS VERY HARD WORKING & 100% COMMITMENT ETC.
PEOPLE WHO REGULARLY SIT LATE IN THE OFFICE DON'T KNOW TO MANAGE THEIR TIME. SIMPLE !
Regards, NARAYAN MURTHY.

एक बार मुस्कुरा दो

First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving theirfirst anatomy class, with a dead cow. They all gathered around thesurgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, 'In VeterinaryMedicineit is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor:The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving theanimal body.' For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet,stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck itin his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. Buteventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of thedead cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'Thesecond most important quality is observation. I stuck in mymiddlefinger and sucked on my indexfinger. Now learn to pay attention.Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid.'

जोक शोक पढ़ते रहिये, जाही विधि रखे राम

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Rahul, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Rahul said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Sunil, how would you say it." Sunil said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" "I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner."
The teacher fainted......

देखिये कितना अन्तर है मर्द और औरत में

How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM._________
1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away
How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM.._______________
1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start car
16. Stop car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrake
25. Drive on
As always

कुछ शायरी वायरी हो जाए

Arz kiya hai....
Khafa ho kar kabhi mujse,sirf meri khaamiyo par hi gaur na kar...Na guzri thi, na guzri hai, tere bin ye meri zindagibas yahi soch kar do kadam aur mere sath chal... Tu rooth gaya tha mujhse,ye is jahaan ko bhi gavara na tha...Tere bina saanse lenaye mere zehen ko gavara na tha...Poochhta hai kyu khuda ki panaah dhoond li hai maine,jawaab bas yahi hai - mere sath jeena tujhe jo gavara na tha...

आप केंसर के बारे में कितना जानते हैं

Cancer Update from Johns Hopkins:
1. Every person has cancer cells in the body. These cancer cells do not show up in the standard tests until they have multiplied to a fewbillion. When doctors tell cancer patients that there are no more cancer cells in their bodies after treatment, it just means the tests areunable to detect the cancer cells because they have not reached the detectable size.
2. Cancer cells occur between 6 to more than 10 times in a person's lifetime.
3. When the person's immune system is strong the cancer cells will be destroyed and prevented from multiplying and forming tumours.
4. When a person has cancer it indicates the person has multiple nutritional deficiencies. These could be due to genetic, environmental,food and lifestyle factors.
5. To overcome the multiple nutritional deficiencies, changing diet and including supplements will strengthen the immune system.
6. Chemotherapy involves poisoning the rapidly-growing cancer cells and also destroys rapidly-growing healthy cells in the bone marrow,gastro-intestinal tract etc, and can cause organ damage, like liver, kidneys, heart, lungs etc.
7. Radiation while destroying cancer cells also burns, scars and damages healthy cells, tissues and organs.
8. Initial treatment with chemotherapy and radiation will often reduce tumor size. However prolonged use of chemotherapy and radiation do notresult in more tumor destruction.
9. When the body has too much toxic burden from chemotherapy and radiation the immune system is either compromised or destroyed, hencethe person can succumb to various kinds of infections and complications.
10. Chemotherapy and radiation can cause cancer cells to mutate and become resistant and difficult to destroy. Surgery can also cause cancercells to spread to other sites.
11. An effective way to battle cancer is to starve the cancer cells by not feeding it with the foods it needs to multiply.
WHAT CANCER CELLS FEED ON:
a. Sugar is a cancer-feeder. By cutting off sugar it cuts off one important food supply to the cancer cells. Sugar substitutes likeNutraSweet, Equal,Spoonful, etc are made with Aspartame and it is harmful. A better natural substitute would be Manuka honey or molassesbut only in very sma ll amounts. Table salt has a chemical added to make it white in colour. Better alternative is Bragg's aminos or sea salt.
b. Milk causes the body to produce mucus, especially in the gastro-intestinal tract. Cancer feeds on mucus. By cutting off milk andsubstituting with unsweetened soy milk, cancer cells are being starved.
c. Cancer cells thrive in an acid environment. A meat-based diet is acidic and it is best to eat fish, and a little chicken rather thanbeef or pork. Meat also contains livestock antibiotics, growth hormones and parasites, which are all harmful, especially to people with cancer.
d. A diet made of 80% fresh vegetables and juice, whole grains, seeds, nuts and a little fruits help put the body into an alkalineenvironment. About 20% can be from cooked food including beans. Fresh vegetable juices provide live enzymes that are easily absorbed and reachdown to cellular levels within 15 minutes to no urish and enhance growth of healthy cells. To obtain live enzymes for building healthy cells tryand drink fresh vegetable juice (most vegetables including bean sprouts) and eat some raw vegetables 2 or 3 times a day. Enzymes are destroyed attemperatures of 104 degrees F (40 degrees C).
e. Avoid coffee, tea, and chocolate, which have high caffeine. Green tea is a better alternative and has cancer-fighting properties.Water-best to drink purified water, or filtered, to avoid known toxins and heavy metals in tap water. Distilled water is acidic, avoid it.
12. Meat protein is difficult to digest and requires a lot of digestive enzymes. Undigested meat remaining in the intestines become putrifiedand leads to more toxic buildup.
13. Cancer cell walls have a tough protein covering. By refraining from or eating less meat it frees more enzymes to attack the protein walls ofcancer cells and allows the body's killer cells to destroy the cancer cells.
14. Some supplements build up the immune system (IP6, Flor-ssence, Essiac, anti-oxidants, vitamins, minerals, EFAs etc.) to enable thebody's own killer cells to destroy cancer cells. Other supplements like vitamin E are known to cause apoptosis, or programmed cell death, thebody's normal method of disposing of damaged, unwanted, or unneeded cells.
15. Cancer is a disease of the mind, body, and spirit. A proactive and positive spirit will help the cancer warrior be a survivor. Anger,unforgiveness and bitterness put the body into a stressful and acidic environment. Learn to have a loving and forgiving spirit. Learn to relaxand enjoy life.
16. Cancer cells cannot thrive in an oxygenated environment. Exercising daily, and deep breathing help to get more oxygen down to the cellularlevel. Oxygen therapy is another means employed to destroy cancer cells.

एसा भी होता है

Sometimes a little conversations leave a lasting impact on our minds. But little do we realise their significance until they finally take place some fine day. It happened with me on Saturday, my office holiday. My four-year-old nephew Dhairya recently developed a habit of throwing stones at pigeons wherever he would find them. We have about three to four places in our house were the birds could relax without disturbance. None of us in the family would ever disturb any bird except Dhairya. Whenver I noticed him doing that on my weekly off, I would object him. But I never got time to tell him the way he could understand that after all why I always asked him not to disturb them. Instead of telling Dhairya about how millions of birds around the world have lost their places to nest because of fast urbanisation and decreasing number of trees, I decided to tell him the kids' way. It was late evening and a pigeon was relaxing under one of the sheds of my study room's window. The window is located on the first floor and opens in our courtyard. But I always keep it close since I noticed how a few pigeons relax under its extended shed in day and night time. I had just returned from outside and wanted to relax on the cot lying idle in our courtyard. Dhairya came and just sat on my chest, as despite it being my weekly off he couldn't play with me. I asked him to look at the lonely pigeon sitting under the shed. He looked at it and said once again the pigeon was sitting underneath it and would soon spoil the courtyard by shitting. I said: "No, just look at the loneliness of that pigeon. It doesn't have Mumma and Daddy to talk to like all children have. It has nobody to expect food from. Even if the pigeon is looking sick, the parents cannot take it to doctor because they don't have cars like Dhairya has. Even for drinking water, the pigeon will have to wait for the day. Because children like Dhairya have not filled the pot with water today." Dhairya looked at the pigeon with rapt attention and probably developed some compassion for the poor bird. He asked me if the pigeons really had no one to care for them? I smiled and said: "Of course they have many friends of his age. They give grains and water to these pigeons during morning walk nearby their houses." "But I don't go for morning walks," Dhairya said. "May be that's why you don't have any friends among pigeons or sparrows," I replied. "But don't they have friends like I have at school? And, where do they watch cartoon like I do, if they don't have their own home to live in? Where do they celebrate their birthday?," Dhairya asked. "No. There are no school friends for them. They cannot enjoy cartoon films or songs on TV. And, nobody celebrates their birthdays. Everyday they have to fly long distances to arrange for food. They just remain scared of cunning cats and notorious children like Dhairya who enjoy throwing stones at them and waking them up even if they are fast asleep after an exhausting day," said me. Dhairya went silent as if he was deeply moved after learning about the pigeons' agony. He promised me saying: "Chachu, I will never hurt any bird. I will take care of all pigeons' dinner and breakfast when I grow up and become a big boy." I was delighte by his 'decision' and put my hand on his head to say: "God bless you Dhairya, the pigeon is now happy and will always wait for you to grow up."

Monday, October 27, 2008

एक बार मुस्कुरा दो

आज एक बार सबसे मुस्करा के बात करोबिताये हुये पलों को साथ साथ याद करोक्या पता कल चेहरे को मुस्कुरानाऔर दिमाग को पुराने पल याद हो ना होआज एक बार फ़िर पुरानी बातो मे खो जाओआज एक बार फ़िर पुरानी यादो मे डूब जाओक्या पता कल ये बातेऔर ये यादें हो ना होआज एक बार मन्दिर हो आओपुजा कर के प्रसाद भी चढाओक्या पता कल के कलयुग मेभगवान पर लोगों की श्रद्धा हो ना होबारीश मे आज खुब भीगोझुम झुम के बचपन की तरह नाचोक्या पता बीते हुये बचपन की तरहकल ये बारीश भी हो ना होआज हर काम खूब दिल लगा कर करोउसे तय समय से पहले पुरा करोक्या पता आज की तरहकल बाजुओं मे ताकत हो ना होआज एक बार चैन की नीन्द सो जाओआज कोई अच्छा सा सपना भी देखोक्या पता कल जिन्दगी मे चैनऔर आखों मे कोई सपना हो ना होक्या पताकल हो ना हो

जुल्म नहीं सहेंगे

एचटी मीडिया में शीर्ष पदों पर बैठे कुछ मठाधीशों के इशारे पर वेब पत्रकार सुशील कुमार सिंह को फर्जी मुकदमें में फंसाने और पुलिस द्वारा परेशान किए जाने के खिलाफ वेब मीडिया से जुड़े लोगों ने दिल्ली में एक आपात बैठक की। इस बैठक में हिंदी के कई वेब संपादक-संचालक, वेब पत्रकार, ब्लाग माडरेटर और सोशल-पोलिटिकिल एक्टीविस्ट मौजूद थे। अध्यक्षता मशहूर पत्रकार और डेटलाइन इंडिया के संपादक आलोक तोमर ने की। संचालन विस्फोट डाट काम के संपादक संजय तिवारी ने किया। बैठक के अंत में सर्वसम्मति से तीन सूत्रीय प्रस्ताव पारित किया गया। पहले प्रस्ताव में एचटी मीडिया के कुछ लोगों और पुलिस की मिलीभगत से वरिष्ठ पत्रकार सुशील को इरादतन परेशान करने के खिलाफ आंदोलन के लिए वेब पत्रकार संघर्ष समिति का गठन किया गया।इस समिति का संयोजक मशहूर पत्रकार आलोक तोमर को बनाया गया। समिति के सदस्यों में बिच्छू डाट काम के संपादक अवधेश बजाज, प्रभासाक्षी डाट काम के समूह संपादक बालेंदु दाधीच, गुजरात ग्लोबल डाट काम के संपादक योगेश शर्मा, तीसरा स्वाधीनता आंदोलन के राष्ट्रीय संगठक गोपाल राय, विस्फोट डाट काम के संपादक संजय तिवारी, लखनऊ के वरिष्ठ पत्रकार अंबरीश कुमार, मीडिया खबर डाट काम के संपादक पुष्कर पुष्प, भड़ास4मीडिया डाट काम के संपादक यशवंत सिंह शामिल हैं। यह समिति एचटी मीडिया और पुलिस के सांठगांठ से सुशील कुमार सिंह को परेशान किए जाने के खिलाफ संघर्ष करेगी। समिति ने संघर्ष के लिए हर तरह का विकल्प खुला रखा है।दूसरे प्रस्ताव में कहा गया है कि वेब पत्रकार सुशील कुमार सिंह को परेशान करने के खिलाफ संघर्ष समिति का प्रतिनिधिमंडल अपनी बात ज्ञापन के जरिए एचटी मीडिया समूह चेयरपर्सन शोभना भरतिया तक पहुंचाएगा। शोभना भरतिया के यहां से अगर न्याय नहीं मिलता है तो दूसरे चरण में प्रतिनिधिमंडल गृहमंत्री शिवराज पाटिल और उत्तर प्रदेश की मुख्यमंत्री मायावती से मिलकर पूरे प्रकरण से अवगत कराते हुए वरिष्ठ पत्रकार को फंसाने की साजिश का भंडाफोड़ करेगा। तीसरे प्रस्ताव में कहा गया है कि सभी पत्रकार संगठनों से इस मामले में हस्तक्षेप करने के लिए संपर्क किया जाएगा और एचटी मीडिया में शीर्ष पदों पर बैठे कुछ मठाधीशों के खिलाफ सीधी कार्यवाही की जाएगी।बैठक में प्रभासाक्षी डाट काम के समूह संपादक बालेन्दु दाधीच का मानना था कि मीडिया संस्थानों में डेडलाइन के दबाव में संपादकीय गलतियां होना एक आम बात है। उन्हें प्रतिष्ठा का प्रश्न बनाए जाने की जरूरत नहीं है। बीबीसी, सीएनएन और ब्लूमबर्ग जैसे संस्थानों में भी हाल ही में बड़ी गलतियां हुई हैं। यदि किसी ब्लॉग या वेबसाइट पर उन्हें उजागर किया जाता है तो उसे स्पोर्ट्समैन स्पिरिट के साथ लिया जाना चाहिए। उन्होंने कहा कि यदि संबंधित वेब मीडिया संस्थान के पास अपनी खबर को प्रकाशित करने का पुख्ता आधार है और समाचार के प्रकाशन के पीछे कोई दुराग्रह नहीं है तो इसमें पुलिस के हस्तक्षेप की कोई गुंजाइश नहीं है। उन्होंने संबंधित प्रकाशन संस्थान से इस मामले को तूल न देने और अभिव्यक्ति के अधिकार का सम्मान करने की अपील की।भड़ास4मीडिया डाट काम के संपादक यशवंत सिंह ने कहा कि अब समय आ गया है जब वेब माध्यमों से जुड़े लोग अपना एक संगठन बनाएं। तभी इस तरह के अलोकतांत्रिक हमलों का मुकाबला किया जा सकता है। यह किसी सुशील कुमार का मामला नहीं बल्कि यह मीडिया की आजादी पर मीडिया मठाधीशों द्वारा किए गए हमले का मामला है। ये हमले भविष्य में और बढ़ेंगे।विस्फोट डाट काम के संपादक संजय तिवारी ने कहा- ''पहली बार वेब मीडिया प्रिंट और इलेक्ट्रानिक दोनों मीडिया माध्यमों पर आलोचक की भूमिका में काम कर रहा है। इसके दूरगामी और सार्थक परिणाम निकलेंगे। इस आलोचना को स्वीकार करने की बजाय वेब माध्यमों पर इस तरह से हमला बोलना मीडिया समूहों की कुत्सित मानसिकता को उजागर करता है। उनका यह दावा भी झूठ हो जाता है कि वे अपनी आलोचना सुनने के लिए तैयार हैं।''लखनऊ से फोन पर वरिष्ठ पत्रकार अंबरीश कुमार ने कहा कि उत्तर प्रदेश में कई पत्रकार पुलिस के निशाने पर आ चुके हैं। लखीमपुर में पत्रकार समीउद्दीन नीलू के खिलाफ तत्कालीन एसपी ने न सिर्फ फर्जी मामला दर्ज कराया बल्कि वन्य जीव संरक्षण अधिनियम के तहत उसे गिरफ्तार भी करवा दिया। इस मुद्दे को लेकर मानवाधिकार आयोग ने उत्तर प्रदेश पुलिस को आड़े हाथों लिया था। इसके अलावा मुजफ्फरनगर में वरिष्ठ पत्रकार मेहरूद्दीन खान भी साजिश के चलते जेल भेज दिए गए थे। यह मामला जब संसद में उठा तो शासन-प्रशासन की नींद खुली। वेबसाइट के गपशप जैसे कालम को लेकर अब सुशील कुमार सिंह के खिलाफ शिकायत दर्ज कराना दुर्भाग्यपूर्ण है। यह बात अलग है कि पूरे मामले में किसी का भी कहीं जिक्र नहीं किया गया है।बिच्छू डाट के संपादक अवधेश बजाज ने भोपाल से और गुजरात ग्लोबल डाट काम के संपादक योगेश शर्मा ने अहमदाबाद से फोन पर मीटिंग में लिए गए फैसलों पर सहमति जताई। इन दोनों वरिष्ठ पत्रकारों ने सुशील कुमार सिंह को फंसाने की साजिश की निंदा की और इस साजिश को रचने वालों को बेनकाब करने की मांग की।बैठक के अंत में मशहूर पत्रकार और डेटलाइन इंडिया के संपादक आलोक तोमर ने अपने अध्यक्षीय संबोधन में कहा कि सुशील कुमार सिंह को परेशान करके वेब माध्यमों से जुड़े पत्रकारों को आतंकित करने की साजिश सफल नहीं होने दी जाएगी। इस लड़ाई को अंत तक लड़ा जाएगा। जो लोग साजिशें कर रहे हैं, उनके चेहरे पर पड़े नकाब को हटाने का काम और तेज किया जाएगा क्योंकि उन्हें ये लगता है कि वे पुलिस और सत्ता के सहारे सच कहने वाले पत्रकारों को धमका लेंगे तो उनकी बड़ी भूल है। हर दौर में सच कहने वाले परेशान किए जाते रहे हैं और आज दुर्भाग्य से सच कहने वालों का गला मीडिया से जुड़े लोग ही दबोच रहे हैं। ये वो लोग हैं जो मीडिया में रहते हुए बजाय पत्रकारीय नैतिकता को मानने के, पत्रकारिता के नाम पर कई तरह के धंधे कर रहे हैं। ऐसे धंधेबाजों को अपनी हकीकत का खुलासा होने का डर सता रहा है। पर उन्हें यह नहीं पता कि वे कलम को रोकने की जितनी भी कोशिशें करेंगे, कलम में स्याही उतनी ही ज्यादा बढ़ती जाएगी। सुशील कुमार प्रकरण के बहाने वेब माध्यमों के पत्रकारों में एकजुटता के लिए आई चेतना को सकारात्मक बताते हुए आलोक तोमर ने इस मुहिम को आगे बढ़ाने पर जोर दिया।बैठक में हिंदी ब्लागों के कई संचालक और मीडिया में कार्यरत पत्रकार साथी मौजूद थे।-------------------अगर आप भी कोई ब्लाग या वेबसाइट या वेब पोर्टल चलाते हैं और वेब पत्रकार संघर्ष समिति में शामिल होना चाहते हैं तो aloktomar@hotmail.com पर मेल करें। वेब माध्यमों से जुड़े लोगों का एक संगठन बनाने की प्रक्रिया शुरू की जा चुकी है। आप सबकी भागीदारी का आह्वान है।-------------------((इस पोस्ट को कापी करके आप अपने-अपने ब्लागों-वेबसाइटों पर प्रकाशित करें ताकि ज्यादा से ज्यादा लोगों तक यह संदेश पहुंचाया जा सके और वेब माध्यम के जरिए सुशील कुमार की लड़ाई को विस्तार दिया जा सके।))